The Misogyny Olympics

Good morning and welcome to our coverage of the finals of the Misogyny Olympics! As Catholics, we are expected to defend the weak and exploited. The IOC takes the opposite viewpoint. 

Thus these peculiar games are where biological males get to pound the bejesus out of female athletes who are 90 pounds soaking wet! The results should be up soon.

The Islamic States are always a favorite in this competition and this year is no exception. But other dark horse candidates are expected to medal this round.

We're looking up at the scoreboard, and yes! Yes! Imane Khalif of Algeria has medaled, as he has thrown two punches and sent Italian Bambi to the floor. A match against Thumper can't be far behind. But other contenders will be standing on those gold, silver, and bronze platforms as well!

The Bronze will go to Khelif, who will be celebrated at home for what in a civilized society he'd be jailed for. Gays for Gaza is also thrilled by this big Moslem win against decadent Western women the size of adult swans, but for some reason they have decided to skip the celebratory festivities in Gaza.

And who's on the silver medal perch? Why, it's the International Olympic Committee itself!

By allowing biological males to compete against women, they have totally crushed any credibility the Paris Olympics may have had left after the opening drag friendly perv show, which less resembled a gathering of athletes and looked more like a slow Saturday afternoon at Hunter Biden's condo. 

The IOC plans for more competitive spectacles, as a Canadian Brownie troop will take on the Scottish team in rugby and a random audience member will be thrown to rabid wolves during closing ceremonies. 

For the gold, the suspense is palpable! And, and, there it is! The gold medal in the Misogyny Olympics has been won by the feminist movement, who has stood completely silent while a women was beat to tears by a walking talking embodiment of the Trans movement. 

Ah yes, those horrid feminist harpies, those gross gorgons, those vomitous viragos have sold out fellow females so badly to appease their leftist overlords that they have now become de facto advocates of domestic violence. 

Apparently a swift upper cut to a feminine chin is usually frowned upon at NOW and NBC. However, if the IOC is cool with it then any bum who can crawl into a ring has carte blanche to take apart a young girl in a knockout blow perfectly acceptable to the hideous harridans in academia, the media, and, of course, the Democrat Party.

Full circle from women's rights to just another punching bag for men who would hit women until they cry. You've come a long way baby.